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Corporate Bloke

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  1. Corporate Bloke

    Corporate Bloke meets someone special

    I think he might be hanging around town for a while. Just giving you a heads up.
  2. Corporate Bloke

    Corporate Bloke meets someone special

    Today I met a man with two heads. Yep, he had two heads. There was a growth on the right hand side of his face that was about the size of his first head. He wasn't begging. He was just standing in front of a ticket office as if he was trying to work something out. He was quite nicely dressed- suit, not dirty or scruffy in any way. But he had two heads. Of course I looked at him... glanced at him and studied him briefly, peripherally. Definitely two heads- no Halloween mask this one. What to do when one meets someone with two heads? Act like he looks just like you and me? Nothing to see here, carry on. Faak that. I smiled at him and handed him a concealed rmb 200. Not sure why. He certainly wasn't asking for it or even making eye contact. He accepted it. Immediately. What would you do if you met a man with two heads?
  3. Corporate Bloke

    Chinese expatriates. Rotten apples spoil the bunch

    LW- I can definitely see some of Jim Morrison in you, but actually, your last post brings to mind one of my favourite Led Zeppelin songs.
  4. Corporate Bloke

    Who is going to win the World Cup?

    Looking back at this ancient poll, we here haven't done so well... unless Spain can really start to put it together... which I doubt.
  5. Corporate Bloke

    What's that fk'ing buzzing sound at World Cup?

    Pardon?
  6. Corporate Bloke

    Newly Announced 2010 World Cup Squads

    Irish
  7. Corporate Bloke

    Newly Announced 2010 World Cup Squads

    Finnish
  8. Corporate Bloke

    What's that fk'ing buzzing sound at World Cup?

    Give me a tie for the Socceroos, sport... Give me a tie for the Roos.
  9. Corporate Bloke

    What's that fk'ing buzzing sound at World Cup?

    What's that noise?
  10. Corporate Bloke

    Who are you going to support in the World Cup?

    Ah, Taishan, you are a delight, an absolute delight.
  11. Corporate Bloke

    The one about the North Koreans.

    Wouldn't you love to be a North Korean footballer right now?
  12. Corporate Bloke

    He'll regret this...

    Oh, you mean we could have a "Where the f*** are the rat f***ers now?" tourism campaign?
  13. Corporate Bloke

    OPPORTUNITY knocking twice

    Not tonight, Josef.
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